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Sure, but we're at 99, and I'm the next one to post, ending the game.

I wish I didn't have to wake up so early in the summer(6 am).

Granted, but you sleep in so much, you miss the day.
I wish I was more patient.

You're to patient and people never do things you ask of them because you don't remind them.

I wish our SO president would come back from camp so we could finish planning the invitational.

Granted, but he died, and now he's a zombie trying to keep you from nats.
I wish I could find sites that are clean and funny.

(I wish I could too...)
You can, but they're all removed by the zombie government.

I wish I could figure out the assassination clue.(notice a theme here?)

Granted, but you are killed on the first clue.
I wish I didn't have to clean today.

You don't... you have to clean everyday.

I wish I had work to do...

Granted, but it's all boring.
I wish I knew what to do.

You do. It's stuff you hate.

I wish I didn't get confused so easily when I was tired.

Granted. Whenever you aren't tired, you are confused.
I wish bugs weren't so gross.