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Sure, but they replace it with something entirely creepier.

I wish 5 would come sooner.

Well, it's 5... in MY time zone.
I wish I could think of a wish.

you can, but it's horrible and you'd never want it, but it's all you can think of until you wish it.

I wish my coach would give me the draft rules.

Granted, but they stink.
I wish the next Sassy game would begin.

(me too... it looks like fun)

It does, but for real(note earlier wish)

I wish for the same wish as Cedavis6.

Granted, but it has already been granted and corrupted.
I wish I had some pizza.

It was handled by the newest assassinator, you're they're next target!

I wish I knew who tried to kill you.

Granted- he kills you!
I wish I was a Sassy.

You are, in the real life game.(this seems to corrupt everything)

I wish there wasn't a time limit for posts.

Granted, but now you are bombarded with posts.
I wish I had food.