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Granted, but you don't feel like melting your medals into metal.
I wish I could live in Owl City.

Well, you COULD, but it's now considered the worst city in the world.
I wish this wish could not be corrupted.

Granted, but under the oncoming assault of corruption, it collapses on itself, forming a dark hole of shattered dreams.
I wish I could do something fun at Nats this year. Ohio seems to closely related to KY, other than the fact that it is in the North.

Granted, but your team doesn't go to Nats.
I wish for nothing.

Granted, but then I give you some cake.

I wish school would start already.

Granted, but you die upon entering.
I wish more people knew I was a good singer.

Granted, but due to your instant success, you are unprepared for the paparazzi and you go into a mental breakdown after all your mistakes are noted and shared with the country.
I wish for a editing software.

Branted, but it edits away your computer... and everything else... slllooooowwwwllllyyyy....
I wish finding out who the Sassy is was easier.

Granted, because they really killed someone and the police are helping out, with the intent to execute them.

I wish I had more money for SO. And tools, don't forget tools.

Granted, but when you get them, you lose all intrest in SO.
I wish Disney World will take down HM, or make it less creepy, at least.