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mnstrviola wrote: I wish that I could write neater.

Granted, but then you would take so long to write everything that you never get anything done.
I wish I could move to England.

Granted, but then the war of the world really happens and the martians REALLY hate cats, and they kill you
I wish I could get 1st in every single SO event at Nats

Granted, but the medals are so heavy, they choke you to death.
I wish the guy I liked was my boyfriend. (Yes, I am a girl)

Granted, but then mutant kitties swoop down and kill him.
I wish that I could fly.

Granted, but you can't stop.
I wish I knew who the Sassy was!

granted, but then s/he would obviously kill you first(duh)
I wish there was a piece of chewing gum that had everlasting flavor

Granted, but you choke on it and die.
I wish I could shapeshift!

Granted, but one day you shape shifted into a cone and somebody put a scoop of ice cream on you and ate you
I wish I could fly

Granted, but you fly into a building.
I wish there wad a play in our town I could audition for.

Granted, but you have state during the auditions.
I wish I could complete my collection of Scioly metals.