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"We're going to run-boost down the aisle [at our wedding]"
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*Runs outside and points at Orion*
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Jaspat Tack wrote: i went to the doctor and they told me they knew exactly what was wrong with me and they grabbed the needle and injected me with kool aid
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"Sloths are very millennial"
(A student in my English class)
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"Please don't put gasoline on the viola."
Edit:"He has a Ph.D. that he sold his soul for. Do you expect him to feel love?"
Edit:"He has a Ph.D. that he sold his soul for. Do you expect him to feel love?"
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"Oonga boonga noobs."
"[I'm an] Oonga trespasser."
"I sacrificed my oongaboonganess for you, [name]!"
"Sanitary oonga."
"Oonga boongas gotta dig a little deeper."
"Magic mushroom or forbidden cheese?"
Just another set of odd things I said while hanging out with my friends today.
"[I'm an] Oonga trespasser."
"I sacrificed my oongaboonganess for you, [name]!"
"Sanitary oonga."
"Oonga boongas gotta dig a little deeper."
"Magic mushroom or forbidden cheese?"
Just another set of odd things I said while hanging out with my friends today.

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I guess this isn't super random but: "stop pointing out my tautology and go eat chocolate!"
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Person 1:"It's a little mean, but he looks like a monkey"
Person 2:"What! I love {name}! He doesn't look like a monkey!"
Person 1:"Yes he does!"
Person 3:"I wouldn't say a monkey, he's more like a meatball."
Person 2:"What! I love {name}! He doesn't look like a monkey!"
Person 1:"Yes he does!"
Person 3:"I wouldn't say a monkey, he's more like a meatball."
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"The smoke is great for your spores-"
(she meant pores)
"so that is why God is in Wikifeet"
"I got jumpscared by a bird!"
(she meant pores)
"so that is why God is in Wikifeet"
"I got jumpscared by a bird!"
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