Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

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"[mr coach] can you please tell [brother] to stop vandalizing the sheet just because I made it or I will stab him with a ukulele and a breadstick"
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"Who are you!? You're not the Golgi Apparatus..."
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"KONSERVAT OR KONZENTRAT BENNY THESE ARE IMPORTANT QUESITONS"

edit: "Benny, you are an awful keyboardist."
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Human: “What are you expecting me to say? ‘I got all A’s and good grades and am gonna get 100% on the next test. Fear me?’”
Another human:
Human:
Another human: “Yes”
Human:
Human: “I got all A’s and good grades and am gonna get 100% on the next test. FEAR ME.” I've read through too many interesting conversations
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