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Granted! But there would be a huge flashflood that would destroy your town.

I wish I could be in a tornado without getting hurt or killed.

Granted. But your house is dropped down on the dictator of oz, and you are jailed indefinitely.

I wish I could see 300 species of birds.

Granted! But they all defecate on you... eewwwww!

I wish the freshmen would vanish!

schylarshae wrote:Granted! But they all defecate on you... eewwwww!

I wish the freshmen would vanish!

Granted, but then the sophomores would get picked on for becoming the new "freshmen", and no one would like them.

I wish I had some pie.

Granted. But you only get some if you cut it into pi slices.

I wish they would raise taxes on millionaires.

Granted, but then all millionaires would get angry and rebel against our government, eventually succeeding in taking over the world and taxing all the non-millionaires they now rule over. Including your family.

I wish videos on Youtube would load faster.

Sherry Berry wrote:Granted, but then all millionaires would get angry and rebel against our government, eventually succeeding in taking over the world and taxing all the non-millionaires they now rule over. Including your family.

I wish videos on Youtube would load faster.

Granted, but now they all have 30 minute advertisements before you are able to watch them.

I wish anatomy terms were shorter and easier to memorize.

Granted, but then everyone else also finds them easier to memorize, so you get last place at all your competitions.

I wish Winter Break could last for a whole month.

Granted, but, summer break would only be a two week break..
I wish the sassys would be more active.

Granted, but then they kill you!

I wish that there would be little/no drama in my life.