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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 18th, 2021, 11:11 am
by twoplustwoisten
"What is he eating?"
"Crunchy, crunchy cigarettes."
he meant to say croissants
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 20th, 2021, 8:40 am
by LittleMissNyan
"If you drop a feather and an anvil they fall at the same rate therefore Minecraft canonically has no atmosphere thank you for coming to my TED talk"
".....what about suffocating?"
"What about suffocating?"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 21st, 2021, 4:02 pm
by cards104171
“Down with boneless wings! Wet tenders forever! Down with boneless wings! Wet tenders forever!”
Don’t ask me what that means...
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 22nd, 2021, 8:04 am
by jaspattack
"Would you want to be shocked so hard you start writhing through JELLO? I wouldn't."
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 22nd, 2021, 10:09 am
by BennyTheJett
"Yo, Pizza, whatchu want?"
"Can I get uhhhhhhh...
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BONELESS Pizza, and a 2 Liter of Coke?"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 23rd, 2021, 12:46 pm
by gz839918
"Lieberman estimate of monkey space"
A scientist named Philip Lieberman was studying monkeys. He was studying how monkeys make vowels. Vowels mostly correspond to the amount of space in a monkey's mouth, so the range of vowels is called a vowel space. So, some scientists study human (vowel) spaces, and other scientists study monkey spaces.
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 23rd, 2021, 3:59 pm
by Fyren
"I'm drowning the Aquatic Macaw." ~Fyren
It was during a WHAP Kahoot game, but I guess that makes it even more confusing.
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 24th, 2021, 6:49 pm
by TheChiScientist
"Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense. You've gotta believe me."
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 25th, 2021, 7:09 pm
by SilverBreeze
"I will show you me eating seafood"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: March 3rd, 2021, 6:59 pm
by Things2do
"Yeah, but at least they got the tent off of that stove."
"It sounds like our (electric) dryer has gas."