Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

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"What is he eating?"
"Crunchy, crunchy cigarettes."


he meant to say croissants
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“Down with boneless wings! Wet tenders forever! Down with boneless wings! Wet tenders forever!”

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"Would you want to be shocked so hard you start writhing through JELLO? I wouldn't."
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"Yo, Pizza, whatchu want?"


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"Lieberman estimate of monkey space"

A scientist named Philip Lieberman was studying monkeys. He was studying how monkeys make vowels. Vowels mostly correspond to the amount of space in a monkey's mouth, so the range of vowels is called a vowel space. So, some scientists study human (vowel) spaces, and other scientists study monkey spaces.
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"I'm drowning the Aquatic Macaw." ~Fyren
It was during a WHAP Kahoot game, but I guess that makes it even more confusing.
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"Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense. You've gotta believe me."
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