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Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: October 20th, 2010, 3:55 pm
by disownedpear
granted, but bacon is full of fat
i wish the world had low fat bacon that tastes good

Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: October 20th, 2010, 4:17 pm
by quizbowl
disownedpear wrote:granted, but bacon is full of fat
i wish the world had low fat bacon that tastes good

granted (its called turkey bacon) but youre a vegan
i wish that people would calm down on this forum.
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: October 21st, 2010, 10:20 am
by ddudealex1
granted but everyone calms down so much that everyone turns into zombies, who then eat you.
I wish my science olympiad team would get organized.
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: October 28th, 2010, 10:06 am
by frogzorz
Granted, but your team strangely starts contracting smallpox
I wish that ROCK BAND 3 WOULD GET HERE EARLIER THAN CATURDAY
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: November 13th, 2010, 10:05 pm
by crazibanana_51
granted, but you cant spell worth crap. so you fail. at life.
i wish that the rest of the world could spell half as well as my freshman english teacher
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: December 4th, 2010, 6:40 am
by gneissisnice
crazibanana_51 wrote:granted, but you cant spell worth crap. so you fail. at life.
i wish that the rest of the world could spell half as well as my freshman english teacher
Granted, but then everyone would use terrible grammar (albeit, correctly spelled grammar).
I wish that I had the ability to teleport myself and any object I want to any location on Earth in an instant, because I hate driving >.>
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: December 4th, 2010, 6:47 am
by quizbowl
gneissisnice wrote:crazibanana_51 wrote:granted, but you cant spell worth crap. so you fail. at life.
i wish that the rest of the world could spell half as well as my freshman english teacher
Granted, but then everyone would use terrible grammar (albeit, correctly spelled grammar).
I wish that I had the ability to teleport myself and any object I want to any location on Earth in an instant, because I hate driving >.>
granted, but you teleport to the wrong place every time.
I wish that Fossils and Orni dont conflict at invitationals, or any other event of mine
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: December 4th, 2010, 6:50 am
by Liv
granted, but you get last place in all of them :p
I wish Field Hockey and Lacrosse didn't conflict with Science Olympiad next year.
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: December 4th, 2010, 6:54 am
by quizbowl
trajectoryroxs wrote:granted, but you get last place in all of them :p
I wish Field Hockey and Lacrosse didn't conflict with Science Olympiad next year.
granted, but it is the same time as quiz bowl
I wish that I could be the assassinator once
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: December 4th, 2010, 6:56 am
by Liv
granted but I accuse you the second you post the topic
I wish that... Schrieber goes well in Experimental Design(just for you quiz.)