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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 10th, 2021, 4:49 am
by MorningCoffee
"GUYS I JUST FOUND A PELVIS IN MY BASEMENT"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 10th, 2021, 9:10 am
by HugoTroop
"I've never looked at that hill intimately"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 10th, 2021, 4:41 pm
by Fyren
"So you're telling me that Robert Oppenheimer popped out of the womb and just happened to land on top of an angry baby elephant and rode it around the room instead of getting crushed by it?!"~Fyren
Edit: "Are you saying that it was the Earth's fault that it was hit on by an asteroid because it was too attractive?! Earth being good looking does not justify it being harassed by the asteroid!" ~Fyren (ten minutes after the first quote)
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 11th, 2021, 7:50 pm
by HugoTroop
"Good work, Battle Prius!"
"I'm not a Battle Prius!"
"Okay... good work, Amazon Box!"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 12th, 2021, 6:03 am
by cards104171
“So you’re telling me he’s going to dress up in a salmon suit?”
“Yes.”
“We need a better idea.”
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 12th, 2021, 1:03 pm
by LittleMissNyan
"Why did you lock him in a bottle??"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 16th, 2021, 4:48 pm
by cards104171
“You’re a Geek.”
“No...”
“You’re a nerd.”
“No... I’m a Geeky Nerd.”
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 17th, 2021, 10:06 am
by LittleMissNyan
"I don't know how to put my nose on"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 17th, 2021, 6:39 pm
by Things2do
{Inside of a cave, in the middle of a long crawl under a ~1.5 foot ceiling.} Person 1: What's your favorite swear word?
Me: "Schistosomiasis."
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 18th, 2021, 7:31 am
by MorningCoffee
"GOOOOO SEDIMENTARY SQUARES"