Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

MorningCoffee · Post by **MorningCoffee** » Wed Feb 10, 2021 4:49 am

"GUYS I JUST FOUND A PELVIS IN MY BASEMENT"

userpage · Post by **HugoTroop** » Wed Feb 10, 2021 9:10 am

"I've never looked at that hill intimately"

Fyren · Post by **Fyren** » Wed Feb 10, 2021 4:41 pm

"So you're telling me that Robert Oppenheimer popped out of the womb and just happened to land on top of an angry baby elephant and rode it around the room instead of getting crushed by it?!"~Fyren
Edit: "Are you saying that it was the Earth's fault that it was hit on by an asteroid because it was too attractive?! Earth being good looking does not justify it being harassed by the asteroid!" ~Fyren (ten minutes after the first quote)

userpage · Post by **HugoTroop** » Thu Feb 11, 2021 7:50 pm

"Good work, Battle Prius!"
"I'm not a Battle Prius!"
"Okay... good work, Amazon Box!"

cards104171 · Post by **cards104171** » Fri Feb 12, 2021 6:03 am

“So you’re telling me he’s going to dress up in a salmon suit?”
“Yes.”
“We need a better idea.”

LittleMissNyan · Post by **LittleMissNyan** » Fri Feb 12, 2021 1:03 pm

"Why did you lock him in a bottle??"

cards104171 · Post by **cards104171** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 4:48 pm

“You’re a Geek.”
“No...”
“You’re a nerd.”
“No... I’m a Geeky Nerd.”

LittleMissNyan · Post by **LittleMissNyan** » Wed Feb 17, 2021 10:06 am

"I don't know how to put my nose on"

Things2do · Post by **Things2do** » Wed Feb 17, 2021 6:39 pm

{Inside of a cave, in the middle of a long crawl under a ~1.5 foot ceiling.} Person 1: What's your favorite swear word?
Me: "Schistosomiasis."

MorningCoffee · Post by **MorningCoffee** » Thu Feb 18, 2021 7:31 am

"GOOOOO SEDIMENTARY SQUARES"

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