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you do but then the world ends
i wish i could have an xbox

you would, but you would be injured in an accident, rendering your hands useless, and you can only watch as your little brother happily plays while you remain bedridden.
i wish for this thread to end.

Fine, but it gets started again under a different name.

I wish Paleonaps would make a wish instead of killing the game.

Fine, but then the game dies.
I wish I was a pirate.

But then a bunch of ninjas kill you because they hate pirates.
I wish I had more girl scout cookies

granted, but you become allergic to them.
i wish that nationals was closer to NY.

Granted, but you're too sick to go.

I wish that people as a whole were slightly more logical.

they are but you don't know it
i wish i could think of a good wish

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i wish i could think of a good wish

granted, but your mouth is cut off before you wish it.
i wish that i had some deliciously cooked bacon.