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-"Pessimism gets you everywhere in life"-everyone except Helix_Nebula_Freak
-"Really, Leah, really?"
-"Wait, what?"

What did you break this time???

Now how are going to fix this!

Don't summon the Fail whale, the Fail Whale is bad.

Epic Fail!

HEY who blew me?

[butterfly word] you whoever shot that blue shell

YES YES YES I'M GONNA WIN NOOOO [butterfly word] you [fmtiger124]


(all taken from playing mario kart ds on the bus ride to states)

Right before testing a plane at regionals, a wing is broken.
"Go get the tape!"
"Uhhh, Mrs. Barta? We didn't bring any."
"What?! How could you forget TAPE?!"
*kid spits out his gum* "Here, we could use this, it's still realy sticky." (They actually used the gum.)

Day before leaving for states:
"So did you get us some gum to bring along?"
"Why would the team need that?"
"Remember the airplane incident?"

"You can't even handle safety scissors, dude!"

"Just hop the fence, no one's looking!" "The entire football team is looking!"

"His bridge just 1up'd your bridge."

"Which one tastes the best?" "Ask Celeste." "Umm, no comment..."

"We're very sorry that Issues Kid scared you."

"Umm, like, fetch?"

"MORE BOXES!"

"Dang, I forgot. What's his code name, again?"

"He reminds me of my rabbit."

We actually have 10 official quotes made by our lord Haven Chuck (A couple of which are in my sig) :
1. “I didn’t say it was your fault, I just said I was going to blame you.”
2. There are seven things you can’t say at Science Olympiad: the six curses and “Mission Possible.”
3. “There are no stupid questions, just stupid people”
4. “The minimum wouldn’t be called the minimum if it weren’t enough”
5. "If you’re not first, you’re last... well, unless you get 2nd, or 3rd, or 4th, or heck 5th ain’t that bad either.”
6. "He who laughs last didn’t get it."
7. "Rules of procrastination: 1. Do it today 2. Tomorrow will be today tomorrow"
8. “One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork”
9. “Optimist: day-dreamer more elegantly spelled”
10. Duct Tape is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being procrastination, optimism, laziness, hot glue, and the few not particularly fun online games that evade the internet filter

2 other favorites are:
"Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity"
"When you play with fire, there is a 50/50 chance that something will go wrong, and 9 out of 10 times it does." -Failblog (FAILBLOG! )

Don't forget Murphy's Law!

Murphy's Law wrote:Anything that can go wrong,
will go wrong,
and at the worst possible time.

Nice, gyourko. I particularly like numbers 1, 6, 8, and 10.

A few from my team last year are:

"At least we knew some of the answers..." -from Regionals
"We're probably going to fail." -at States

and my personal favorite:
"Work smarter, not harder." -an (effective) excuse to slack off at practice

Thanks for forgetting about me. I made four of those quotes gyourkos...not that it really matters.