Scioly Assassination 69: Rise of a Dynasty

[winneratlife]

Luo felt sorry for koko and wanted to give her another chance so he picked her to be the current sassy. She has learned from her mistakes and has gotten better.

Replace 'luo' with 'winneratlife' and you're a game late, kid.

SO MUCH WIN

Oh and, sassy, can we get a hint? This is horribly vague.

[Assassinator]

I'm guessing this is for the kill clue. In that case, sure.

4/13/11 12:24

[winneratlife]

It's a chat log, I think.

Creepy winks ftw.

[Kokonilly]

I HATE creepy winks.
Please protect me.

[Assassinator]

...
You guys are getting even more far off.

[prelude to death]

I'm guessing this is for the kill clue. In that case, sure.

4/13/11 12:24

I was on at the time, but I wasn't looking at the Illinois thread. Didn't fmtiger124 say that the sassy posted on the Illinois thread or something like that? So, is that the time that the sassy posted it (12:24)? I just looked at the Illinois thread, and I guess the sassy's post was deleted or something, because it wasn't there. Also, if the post existed, it would have been right before Cheesy Pie's post and right after Aubrey's. Finally, I remember Aubrey saying something about being like, an inside joke or something on YDRC. Well, that's all I've got.

[haverstall]

So, going off in a complete tangent, seeing as I'm not the target.


Random epiphany moment:
Zyzzyva is a weevil thingy, which is also considered a pest/annoyance. Still trying to incorporate the other "time stamp" clue, but failing epically. Please don't ask how I came up with this. It's probably luo's fault that I'm getting so stalkerish.

And, no, I'm not the Assassinator. That would be absurd.

[Assassinator]

BAHAHAHA.
You solved the clue, haverstall.
However, it is your bad luck that no officers were there to hear you. As a result, zyzzyva98 is now dead.

It seemed like just an unfortunate car accident. However, the car was so badly wrecked afterwards, that the police were not able to see that the brakes were missing from one of the cars.

Kill clue will come in about 8 hours. Be patient.

[aubrey048]

I'm guessing this is for the kill clue. In that case, sure.

4/13/11 12:24

I was on at the time, but I wasn't looking at the Illinois thread. Didn't fmtiger124 say that the sassy posted on the Illinois thread or something like that? So, is that the time that the sassy posted it (12:24)? I just looked at the Illinois thread, and I guess the sassy's post was deleted or something, because it wasn't there. Also, if the post existed, it would have been right before Cheesy Pie's post and right after Aubrey's. Finally, I remember Aubrey saying something about being like, an inside joke or something on YDRC. Well, that's all I've got.

/me summons fmtiger

FM! YOUR CHAT LOGS!

[brobo]

12:24 would have been in the middle of the day while everyone was at school (hopefully). I checked my logs (Yes I have them too) and had nothing because at that time I was in the middle of 5th period.