SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

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As much as it takes to feed a colony of tape ducks.

Why does red ink from a fail pen make such great fake blood?
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cuz it's already dead so it fails....get it? lol

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a website

why did purple beatboxing bunnies stalk my clone?
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cuz they wanted to eat his brains.

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enough
why
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Because..

Why do you ask?
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because he wanted a girl friend

what came first, the chicken or the egg??
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Trick question it was the duck.

How many socks mush a lumberjack wear to not have his foot eaten by an antelope?
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Any amount - antelopes are allergic to feet!

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Post by purplepeopleeater »

because it never existed

why cant there be thirty hours in a day?
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