Scioly Assassination 157: You Are Cordially Invited

[Assassinator]

WHAT EVEN ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE? DATSCIOLYBOI IS GONE AND HIS CAMPONOTUS OCREATUS ARE STARVING WITHOUT HIM
<you feel a sense of rage aimed at whoever sent that letter for you. you have significant beef with them. you see a piece of paper that wasn’t there before and you grab it, intending to wad it up, set it on fire, and throw it onto the roof of the infernal castle in a grand act of arson. before you crumple it, you read what is on it>>

ixxut://aab.vsjriiequl.swh/lifmxl-qjfvfsc/xz6533

[imaditi]

When brute-force vignere decoded, the key of beef gives a url that links to https://www.uofmhealth.org/health-library/tu6533, which is a UM site about Mad Cow disease.

For the above reason, I protect MadCow2357.

[Assassinator]

YOU’RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME, BUT AT LEAST THIS ONE YOU’VE SAVED MADCOW2357

Long ago when great gray ships sailed into harbor3
Back when rocks still danced and trees still sange
At the beginning of timeM
When tigers smokedb
Where the water was being strewn and the sand pouredK
In a time already long past, when it was still of use to cast a spellA
A long, long, long time ago it was (and there was a king in Galway) b
This occurred in those ancient times a
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far awayQ
In a land of myth, and a time of magic9
Once upon a time, a legend was whispered among shadowsM

[AstroClarinet]

YOU’RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME, BUT AT LEAST THIS ONE YOU’VE SAVED MADCOW2357

Long ago when great gray ships sailed into harbor3
Back when rocks still danced and trees still sange
At the beginning of timeM
When tigers smokedb
Where the water was being strewn and the sand pouredK
In a time already long past, when it was still of use to cast a spellA
A long, long, long time ago it was (and there was a king in Galway) b
This occurred in those ancient times a
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far awayQ
In a land of myth, and a time of magic9
Once upon a time, a legend was whispered among shadowsM

At the end of each line is size 1 text: 3eMbKAbaQ9M. Putting this in a YouTube link gives the deltarune final credits song, Don't Forget.
And then the words are once upon a time variants, from:
Idk, idk, Filipino, Korean, Slovak, Esperanto, Irish, Valenciano, Star Wars, Merlin, and Deltarune

Also the deltarune line has color=#000000 (black) for some reason

[AstroClarinet]

dangit Astro I was just typing up my post- oh well take this dump anyway everyone's bigger brain than me rn

- 3eMbKAbaQ9M: hehe deltarune go brrr
- "When tigers smoked": Korean folktales often begin with something like that
- "king in Galaway": this I guess??
- "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away": Star Wars intensifies
- "In a land of myth, and a time of magic": Merlin tv show
- "Once upon a time, a legend was whispered among shadows": Also Deltarune

I protect JoeyC because Deltarune and Star Wars and all the language references refer to his sassy game yeah sure let's go with that

YOU’RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME, BUT AT LEAST THIS ONE YOU’VE SAVED MADCOW2357

I AM FULLY AWARE SASSY I JUST SUCK AT ID HHHHH- alright can we compile all the ID? going to have to add Deltarune knowledge on top of whatever we have

[Assassinator]

LITTLEMISSNYAN, YOUR MISGUIDED CHIVALRY IN PROTECTING JOEYC AMUSES ME GREATLY, AS YOU WERE THE TARGET AND ARE NOW DEAD. AT PRESENT, 7 OF YOU HAVE PERISHED. AS SUCH I HAVE MET THE REQUIREMENTS TO CLAIM VICTORY. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I BELIEVE THAT AS I HAVE WON, I GET TO SELECT THE NEXT ASSASSINATOR?

[AstroClarinet]

LITTLEMISSNYAN, YOUR MISGUIDED CHIVALRY IN PROTECTING JOEYC AMUSES ME GREATLY, AS YOU WERE THE TARGET AND ARE NOW DEAD. AT PRESENT, 7 OF YOU HAVE PERISHED. AS SUCH I HAVE MET THE REQUIREMENTS TO CLAIM VICTORY. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I BELIEVE THAT AS I HAVE WON, I GET TO SELECT THE NEXT ASSASSINATOR?

I'm not dead...
But we do need to figure out who the sassy is this turn

[LittleMissNyan]

I ghost-accuse [USER REDACTED] here because what the heck me why am I so small brain and also forgot to read the rules :')

[Assassinator]

LITTLEMISSNYAN, YOUR MISGUIDED CHIVALRY IN PROTECTING JOEYC AMUSES ME GREATLY, AS YOU WERE THE TARGET AND ARE NOW DEAD. AT PRESENT, 7 OF YOU HAVE PERISHED. AS SUCH I HAVE MET THE REQUIREMENTS TO CLAIM VICTORY. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I BELIEVE THAT AS I HAVE WON, I GET TO SELECT THE NEXT ASSASSINATOR?

I'm not dead...
But we do need to figure out who the sassy is this turn

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW SUCH A MISTAKE OCCURRED. MY SPREADSHEET FAILED ME. I'LL GET YOU ANOTHER CLUE TONIGHT, THEN

[Assassinator]

THIS WAS ENTIRELY FABRICATED TODAY. HAVE MERCY UPON MY SOUL. I AM TOO TIRED TO MAKE THIS PRETTIER FOR YOU

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