Scioly Assassination 150: X.

[Booknerd]

Woah this is a cool game. A website and everything . Sassy has outdone themself.

It'd be better if the sassy knew how to make a clue.

Oop the sassy just did a self roast... unless there are more than one sassy(s) and they are roasting each other

[sneepity]

Woah this is a cool game. A website and everything :o. Sassy has outdone themself.

It'd be better if the sassy knew how to make a clue.

Oop the sassy just did a self roast... unless there are more than one sassy(s) and they are roasting each other :?:

but they may be trying to throw us off by roasting the "other" sassy ;)

[sneepity]

New clue coming in half an hour early tomorrow morning. There won't even be a cipher! or Base64!

[LittleMissNyan]

Psych! Procrastination's a *****

-+[2 weeks later]+-
I am complete. Jesus has saved me from my sin. I am here walking down the sidewalk listening to my mp3. A cool breeze glances across my neck. I wonder why people choose not to live their lives with joy.

I started attending church. The messages make sense now.



God’s not done with me.

I give God thanks for one more day.


The walk sign flicks on. I begin crossing the street.


my Scars have been healed.

God is my Way Maker.

About halfway across the crosswalk, I hear the screeching of tires.

Comatose.

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Take the opening statement, let’s invert it.

[Booknerd]

I protect Tailsfan101

[Booknerd]

ill protect BTJ for the time being, if anyone else has any ideas we can change it

[EwwPhysics]

Lots of references to religion - sassy is probably either religious or very anti-religious (most likely religious though)

(or could be a red herring idk)

[Things2do]

Psych! Procrastination's a *****

-+[2 weeks later]+-
I am complete. Jesus has saved me from my sin. I am here walking down the sidewalk listening to my mp3. A cool breeze glances across my neck. I wonder why people choose not to live their lives with joy.

I started attending church. The messages make sense now.



God’s not done with me.

I give God thanks for one more day.


The walk sign flicks on. I begin crossing the street.


my Scars have been healed.

God is my Way Maker.

About halfway across the crosswalk, I hear the screeching of tires.

Comatose.

---

Take the opening statement, let’s invert it.

I don't know if it's relevant, but the word "comatose" seems to be stuck out on its own and to have been selected for a reason. Comatose is a studio album by Skillet, a Christian Rock band, and it was released on October 3rd, 2006. Here's the Wikipedia page about it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comatose_(album).

I also noticed that the "m" in my is the only letter that isn't capitalized at the beginning of a line, although that could be just a typographical error.

[HugoTroop]

Psych! Procrastination's a *****

-+[2 weeks later]+-
I am complete. Jesus has saved me from my sin. I am here walking down the sidewalk listening to my mp3. A cool breeze glances across my neck. I wonder why people choose not to live their lives with joy.

I started attending church. The messages make sense now.



God’s not done with me.

I give God thanks for one more day.


The walk sign flicks on. I begin crossing the street.


my Scars have been healed.

God is my Way Maker.

About halfway across the crosswalk, I hear the screeching of tires.

Comatose.

---

Take the opening statement, let’s invert it.

I don't know if it's relevant, but the word "comatose" seems to be stuck out on its own and to have been selected for a reason. Comatose is a studio album by Skillet, a Christian Rock band, and it was released on October 3rd, 2006. Here's the Wikipedia page about it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comatose_(album).

I also noticed that the "m" in my is the only letter that isn't capitalized at the beginning of a line, although that could be just a typographical error.

I doubt it's a typo; they wouldn't have left the m lowercase while capitalizing the S, unless it's some biblical allusion or some other reference that I just don't understand (or just a clue lol)

[Booknerd]

Psych! Procrastination's a *****

-+[2 weeks later]+-
I am complete. Jesus has saved me from my sin. I am here walking down the sidewalk listening to my mp3. A cool breeze glances across my neck. I wonder why people choose not to live their lives with joy.

I started attending church. The messages make sense now.



God’s not done with me.

I give God thanks for one more day.


The walk sign flicks on. I begin crossing the street.


my Scars have been healed.

God is my Way Maker.

About halfway across the crosswalk, I hear the screeching of tires.

Comatose.

---

Take the opening statement, let’s invert it.

I don't know if it's relevant, but the word "comatose" seems to be stuck out on its own and to have been selected for a reason. Comatose is a studio album by Skillet, a Christian Rock band, and it was released on October 3rd, 2006. Here's the Wikipedia page about it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comatose_(album).

I also noticed that the "m" in my is the only letter that isn't capitalized at the beginning of a line, although that could be just a typographical error.

I doubt it's a typo; they wouldn't have left the m lowercase while capitalizing the S, unless it's some biblical allusion or some other reference that I just don't understand (or just a clue lol)

Theyre all references to christian songs. Scars, way maker, and gods not done with me yet are all christian songs (I havent checked, but i assume the rest of the lines have references to songs too) The capitalization i think was to just put emphasis on the song title references.

Im pretty sure its either tails or benny because they both had mentioned most of these songs in the “put your playlist on shuffle” thread (which the sassy alludes to by mentioning an mp3 player.)