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Re: corrupt a wish

Posted: September 8th, 2010, 7:44 pm
by quizbowl
but then you would want more medals, and your ever-growing desire for more medals will cause you to neglect your team, where they will fail to make nationals and use your body as a projectile to hit the moon out of orbit out of extreme anger, which will crash into saturn and the rings will fly off and go around the earth, causing a change in gravity and the empire state building to fly up and hit the sun, which will explode and kill everyone. nice going.

i wish that my cancer scars would go away.

Re: corrupt a wish

Posted: September 9th, 2010, 5:23 am
by paleonaps
Granted, but the cancer is back.
I wish for something incorruptible.

Re: corrupt a wish

Posted: September 9th, 2010, 8:43 am
by quizbowl
paleonaps95 wrote:Granted, but the cancer is back.
I wish for something incorruptible.
don't even joke about that.

granted, but now everything is incorruptible, so it is meaningless.
i wish that i would see paleonaps at states. and all the other new yorkers here.

Re: corrupt a wish

Posted: September 9th, 2010, 1:27 pm
by paleonaps
You didn't really have cancer, right?
Anyway, fine, but you never make it to Nats.

Re: corrupt a wish

Posted: September 9th, 2010, 6:14 pm
by quizbowl
paleonaps95 wrote:You didn't really have cancer, right?
Anyway, fine, but you never make it to Nats.
actually, i did. when i was 13 months old; malignant tumor in one of the adrenal glands. long story short, the gland was removed and im okay now :)
and you never asked a question.

Re: corrupt a wish

Posted: September 9th, 2010, 7:09 pm
by paleonaps
Oh my god! That's awful! I'm sorry about the corruption then- I thought it was a joke. How big are the scars?
I wish that I could solve the problems with our government.

Re: corrupt a wish

Posted: September 9th, 2010, 8:04 pm
by quizbowl
paleonaps95 wrote:Oh my god! That's awful! I'm sorry about the corruption then- I thought it was a joke. How big are the scars?
I wish that I could solve the problems with our government.
its okay. its not as bad as it seems, i guess, the scars arent THAT noticeable. theres a long-island shaped thumb sized scar near the top of my chest, and a long thin line along my left side where they opened me up. its just odd looking at them when you wake up and thinking "oh wow, i survived cancer". but luckily, a shirt will cover it up.

granted, but the government is about constant improvement, so you made the cycle unbalanced and government collapsed.
I wish that people would just stop arguing over the mosque in ground zero.

Re: corrupt a wish

Posted: September 10th, 2010, 7:30 am
by paleonaps
Fine, but now we argue over a gigantic church in Acre, where the Crusaders murdered many Muslims.
I wish that I could finish Mockingjay in a few minutes.

Re: corrupt a wish

Posted: September 10th, 2010, 7:33 am
by quizbowl
fine, but after you finish it, you get a concussion, forgetting everything about it.

Re: corrupt a wish

Posted: September 11th, 2010, 2:11 pm
by crazibanana_51
that was a great book. and i wish that i would letter in track this year