Corrupt a Wish

[quizbowl]

but then you would want more medals, and your ever-growing desire for more medals will cause you to neglect your team, where they will fail to make nationals and use your body as a projectile to hit the moon out of orbit out of extreme anger, which will crash into saturn and the rings will fly off and go around the earth, causing a change in gravity and the empire state building to fly up and hit the sun, which will explode and kill everyone. nice going.

i wish that my cancer scars would go away.

[paleonaps]

Granted, but the cancer is back.
I wish for something incorruptible.

[quizbowl]

Granted, but the cancer is back.
I wish for something incorruptible.

don't even joke about that.

granted, but now everything is incorruptible, so it is meaningless.
i wish that i would see paleonaps at states. and all the other new yorkers here.

[paleonaps]

You didn't really have cancer, right?
Anyway, fine, but you never make it to Nats.

[quizbowl]

You didn't really have cancer, right?
Anyway, fine, but you never make it to Nats.

actually, i did. when i was 13 months old; malignant tumor in one of the adrenal glands. long story short, the gland was removed and im okay now
and you never asked a question.

[paleonaps]

Oh my god! That's awful! I'm sorry about the corruption then- I thought it was a joke. How big are the scars?
I wish that I could solve the problems with our government.

[quizbowl]

Oh my god! That's awful! I'm sorry about the corruption then- I thought it was a joke. How big are the scars?
I wish that I could solve the problems with our government.

its okay. its not as bad as it seems, i guess, the scars arent THAT noticeable. theres a long-island shaped thumb sized scar near the top of my chest, and a long thin line along my left side where they opened me up. its just odd looking at them when you wake up and thinking "oh wow, i survived cancer". but luckily, a shirt will cover it up.

granted, but the government is about constant improvement, so you made the cycle unbalanced and government collapsed.
I wish that people would just stop arguing over the mosque in ground zero.

[paleonaps]

Fine, but now we argue over a gigantic church in Acre, where the Crusaders murdered many Muslims.
I wish that I could finish Mockingjay in a few minutes.

[quizbowl]

fine, but after you finish it, you get a concussion, forgetting everything about it.

[crazibanana_51]

that was a great book. and i wish that i would letter in track this year