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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: January 14th, 2021, 2:39 pm
by twoplustwoisten
"A baby cat is called a kitten, so what do you call a baby platypus?"
"A plitten?"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: January 15th, 2021, 9:32 pm
by Things2do
BennyTheJett wrote: ↑January 11th, 2021, 12:08 pm
"Egg in a bag is the most disgusting thing I've ever consumed"
Some of us happen to like bagged omelets.
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: January 16th, 2021, 5:04 pm
by HugoTroop
“Leonard Bernstein wishes he was Mr. McDonald”
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: January 16th, 2021, 9:49 pm
by Fyren
"Jesus died 505 PhDs ago."
"You've lived for 4.5 PhDs."
My brother was talking about how long law school would take (three years) and I just said that you could get a master's degree and 1/4 of a PhD in that time. He then teased me by using masters degrees and PhDs as a unit of time.
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: January 18th, 2021, 5:46 pm
by HugoTroop
"What's the quarterly salary of Red Leader?"
"Is it based on how many Death Stars he blows up every fiscal year?"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: January 19th, 2021, 5:32 pm
by NeBH
"Screaming snake case"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: January 25th, 2021, 2:18 pm
by LittleMissNyan
"So, uh, we started by doing a fight, and we ended by stickbugging a scammer."
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: January 25th, 2021, 3:02 pm
by twoplustwoisten
1) "I am not a stinky man, who would keep the money for himself and not share."
2) "With that hair you look like my husband." "Thanks, I skinned her."
3) "That's either human trafficking or bad grammar."
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: January 29th, 2021, 10:11 am
by LittleMissNyan
"Mat yoga on person doing man"
"But instead of the Duolingo owl threatening to kill your family if you miss your spanish lessons the StudyIsland crab's just sad because he has no funding"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: January 31st, 2021, 3:03 pm
by LittleMissNyan
"poggg, pogg pogg-"
"THERE IS NO POG"