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Granted but then you have 30 pages of homework.

I wish I could be chuck norris

Granted but then you have 30 pages of homework.

I wish I could be chuck norris

Granted, but Bruce Lee smushes you to pieces and throws you into a combination of AMP and GMP called GAMP.

I wish I could asdf.

Granted, but your computer does not respond.

I wish the school's laptops were faster.

granted, but all the puddles fall into MMP.
I wish I was always happy.

Granted, but then you would think the assassinator sent by a rival school was just another nice guy and you get killed.

I wish that it would rain so I could find my mystery puddle.

Granted, but it gets eaten by TGMPD (The Giant Mystery Puddle of Doom)

I wish that I could see purple zebras jumping on the moon through a telescope.

Granted but when you take your eye off the telescope you see their just little toy zebras your friend is putting in front of the telescope

I wish I could get into MIT

Granted, but it's a trap to get people into MITMP(anyone want translation?)

I wish this wish would not be corrupted.

Granted.

I wish that my JYC contraption wasn't an epic fail...