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granted but then amerikestrel will kill you and then he'll ask them to come back, and they will.

i wish that i could speak CHINESE

granted, but you can't speak english any more. hao bu hao?

I wish I didn't have a mean chinese teacher.

granted but then you...will fall into the amp and die

i wish i didn't have a headache

Granted, but then it turns out that you took too much Tylenol and get much sicker than you would have.

I wish that we could take a break from the AMPs. Please! I doubt some people who post on here even know what they are.

Granted, but then you fall into GMP(googlyfrog's mysterious puddle)

i wish i had a puddle too.

granted, but then everyone's puddles cover the entire earth.
I wish Tclme hadn't taken my turn

Granted, but then I took your turn instead.

I wish that there were more recipes for leftover turkey... mmm... turkey...

Granted, but all the turkeys vanish.

I wish I had less homework.

Granted, but then the school days are lengthened to allow for more instructional time.

I wish we had a four-day school week.