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granted but then when you have to do bibliographies for a paper, the teachers won't get to give you their special lecture about not using it and they wouldn't have any reason to take off any points for that.

I wish my hand wasn't asleep so that it would beuch easier to type

Granted, but then the other falls asleep.

I still wish I had something to do.

Granted, but then that thing to do turns out to be really boring and you commit suicide. No wait, I did it again. That thing that you do turns out to be researching AMP and then you accidentally fall into one.

I wish there were 25 hours in a day.

granted but then it'll mess up your sleep pattern so mch you'll realize you hate it, so you will commit suicide by jumping into AMP.

I wish we didn't have school on Monday

Granted, but at your next SO tournament you realize that you needed that one extra day of practice and get last in all your events.

I wish it was 5:12 here instead of 7:12.

tclme_elmo wrote: I wish we didn't have school on Monday

You have school on monday? I get off that day... wait, I think it's the beginning of hunting season or something.

Sorry, skip me.

granted, but everything falls into AMP.
I wish my mom dis appeared

Granted, but then you are never born and you don't exist.

I wish that I had a wish.

Granted, but you just wasted it.

I wish I knew what some of the keys on my keyboard nobody ever uses are for.

granted, but all the computers in the world fall into AMP.

I wish All the AMPs dried up.