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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: December 11th, 2020, 9:24 am
by HugoTroop
"Your laundry machine is a typewriter."
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: December 11th, 2020, 9:35 am
by LittleMissNyan
"If it's sharp enough to cut through 3 layers of hiking socks it's sharp enough to cut through a plastic baguette"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: December 11th, 2020, 7:21 pm
by Giantpants
"OKAY WHAT THE <censored> I JUST TRIED TO PUT LOTION ON MY TEETH???"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: December 11th, 2020, 9:43 pm
by Things2do
Giantpants wrote: ↑December 11th, 2020, 7:21 pm
"OKAY WHAT THE <censored> I JUST TRIED TO PUT LOTION ON MY TEETH???"
I once tried that, except with deodorant. It was way too early in the morning...
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: December 12th, 2020, 8:23 pm
by HugoTroop
“Would you be offended if I told you you look like you don’t know how to swim”
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: December 13th, 2020, 9:45 am
by Fyren
"I give you a C- in existing."
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: December 13th, 2020, 6:00 pm
by HugoTroop
"The Americans ... were good at making German tanks teleport around Europe."
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: December 13th, 2020, 7:52 pm
by BennyTheJett
"Anyone wanna do a brief summary of the USGS?"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: December 13th, 2020, 8:03 pm
by HugoTroop
"You're a water bottle, right?"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: December 13th, 2020, 10:42 pm
by HugoTroop
(Once again, with context, this is completely normal, but without, it's kinda funny)
"There's a Bagel capping behind us!"