Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

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"If it's sharp enough to cut through 3 layers of hiking socks it's sharp enough to cut through a plastic baguette"
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"OKAY WHAT THE <censored> I JUST TRIED TO PUT LOTION ON MY TEETH???"
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Giantpants wrote: December 11th, 2020, 7:21 pm "OKAY WHAT THE <censored> I JUST TRIED TO PUT LOTION ON MY TEETH???"
I once tried that, except with deodorant. It was way too early in the morning...
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“Would you be offended if I told you you look like you don’t know how to swim”
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"I give you a C- in existing."
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that serious. it was never that serious.
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"Anyone wanna do a brief summary of the USGS?"
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(Once again, with context, this is completely normal, but without, it's kinda funny)

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