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With a jolt, Torchic suddenly remembered everything- the store, the attack, the deadly clues, each claimed soul, slowly fading away one by one...

STOP IT TORCHIC! There never was a Walmart, just some weird hallucination of the Sassy games we play! You fell on your head! LittleMissNyan’s genuinely worried about you, she probably doesn’t even know what-

A distant crash interrupted her mental beration.
LittleMissNyan flinched at the sound.

“I have to go-”
“Wait!”

But she was gone, disappeared down the corridor, leaving a gift bag hastily shoved into Torchic’s hands.





A group of nurses arrived a few moments later.

“Oh! You’re awake! I’m so sorry, we’re never supposed to leave patients unattended but there was a terrible traffic jam in the hallway, we just couldn’t move...”

As the nurses bustled around the room, the gift bag was snatched away.

“Hey!”
“Oh don’t worry hon, this will go with all the others, right now you need to focus on recovery...”

It was much later when she decided it was safe to try for the gift bag again.

Inside the bag lay:
- A Rick Astley CD,
- A roll of toilet paper,
- And a breadstick, wrapped in a Walmart shopping bag.

Did we get it!?!?!?!?!?!?

BennyTheJett wrote: ↑April 8th, 2020, 11:43 am Did we get it!?!?!?!?!?!?

=D

LETS GO!

EDIT: Just thought I'd say, the game was MASTERFUL. You gave me clues that had me reeling like no other sassy game before. It was litterally insane. If you didn't type like your normal self, or solved that binary clue, you definitely would've won the game. Very well done! I look forward to seeing the solutions! Once again: AMAZING job.

BennyTheJett wrote: ↑April 8th, 2020, 11:45 am LETS GO!

GJ Benny
The ironic thing is, I basically accused with the clue that LMN mostly solved for me, and the sassy was LMN xd

Also why do I now have a Rick Astley CD... JOEYYY

JoeyC wrote: ↑April 1st, 2020, 7:09 am Game over
Edit: Also, just a tip for future games, ID is more important than solving the clues. And if you can't get ID, at least use process of elimination to start accusing. also I suspected Creationist the moment after the sassy told me they weren't LMN

Nice april fools joke there xd

lmao Torchic! Also, since you're new and might not know, as the correct accusation, you get to pick the next sassy/sassies.

BennyTheJett wrote: ↑April 8th, 2020, 11:50 am lmao Torchic! Also, since you're new and might not know, as the correct accusation, you get to pick the next sassy/sassies.

Smacks forehead against desk
Well great now I guess I pm the Sassassinator account my choice Well time for random name gen?
LMN as sassy sent me so many of those deleted messages my poor inbox

HAHA I HAVE MASTER INTUITION. BENNY YOU SHOULD HAVE ACCUSED WHEN I TOLD YOU TO.