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Granted, but it would fall into AMP

I wish that i had cookies right now.

Granted, but you will never have cookies again for the rest of your life.

I'm not kidding, I just dropped my field guide in a puddle outside. I was trying to study, walk my dog, and read the scioly wiki on my ipod all at the same time.

I wish my field guide would dry off.

Really? LOL! Wow, I must be psychic. What are the chances...!!

Granted but as soon as it does you have to take your dog on another walk in the morning and it falls into YMP again!

When our school gets to nationals, I wish our competitors fell into AMP the morning of the competition, so we'd automatically win.

Granted, but then you fall into AMP as well

I wish the next wish corruption had nothing to do with AMP

Granted but the one after that one will be.

i wish...i could teleport to places

Granted, but then you could never walk more than a foot without being transported to another country
(lame I know)

I wish that i lived in a place where only nerds live and unicorns ruled the world

Granted, but you're killed by a unicorn.

I wish it was thanksgiving.

Granted, but then you turn into a turkey and get eaten.

I wish that it wasn't so cloudy outside today.

But then there will never be any clouds ever again so no rain ever falls on the earth and then all the crops dry up so all the farmers are unemployed and because they have too much time on their hands, they come up with a plot for the Midwest states to secede from the rest of the US and then the economy collapses and it causes all the other world economies to collapse, making everyone depressed. Then the whole world falls into a giant version of AMP and we're all resurected in a parallel universe where everyone knows what will happen, so you're kidnapped by a ninja and exiled to the moon before you can make that wish. (<-That was completely random.)

I wish I could learn to play cello.

Granted, but after becoming a virtuoso after practicing for years, and right before you have your first concert, both of your hands mysteriously fall off, making it impossible for you to play the cello ever again. Man, Im a mean person.

I wish I wasnt such a mean person.