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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: November 25th, 2020, 5:26 pm
by HugoTroop
“[Due to COVID-19,] we should start wearing pants”
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: November 25th, 2020, 8:49 pm
by Things2do
"It's pooping onion quarters!"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: November 25th, 2020, 11:51 pm
by HugoTroop
"[The United Nations] should just try painting hello kitty logo things on their tanks"
"[Person who is considering joining the Air Force], Are you going to wrap your F-22 with a hello kitty camo?"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: November 26th, 2020, 5:36 pm
by HugoTroop
"I have a refrigerator in my mouth"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: November 27th, 2020, 8:02 pm
by HugoTroop
"Actually, your head is on your neck"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: November 28th, 2020, 12:58 pm
by Creationist127
Coach: "Can you name all the Fellowship of the Ring?"
A: "Well, there was this one guy with the elf ears..."
Coach [whispers]: "That's because he was an elf!"
A: "And there was that guy that looks like Dumbledore!"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: November 29th, 2020, 3:57 pm
by LittleMissNyan
"Why do I need a shovel for the boat??"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: November 29th, 2020, 4:34 pm
by DatSciolyBoi
"I don't think they'll survive hibernation in your freezer"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: November 29th, 2020, 7:24 pm
by raytay
“Just eat glass for the aesthetic.”
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: December 1st, 2020, 6:22 am
by HugoTroop
"I'm helping him move in!'
"You don't help people 'move in' by embedding them into the wall!"
"Yes I am!"
"No! Oh now look, the building [is] collapsing..."