Save the person on top of you!

[Panda Weasley]

So I grab a huge (super huge) shield and deflect the chicken nuggets away from you, but then the shield gets to heavy and knocks me down and traps me!

[InfiniCuber]

So then I become Hercules for 5 seconds and I lift the shield off.
But then they begin to throw Big Macs! no wait...HUGE Macs Dx

[Magikarpmaster629]

So I use my alternate-universe device. But then, the Fire Nation attacked.

[Verdigris]

So I grab a hose and spray water at them. But then, the Water Tribe joins in.

[Magikarpmaster629]

So I say: "WATER you all doing!?" and they all are too busy laughing to fight because my pun is so good, but then the photoshop monster comes and makes terrible pictures of us using photoshop.....

[InfiniCuber]

So then I summon the almighty power of ctrl + z
but then the blue screen of death is summoned

[coprolite_dipstick]

So then I exterminated all the computers in the world but suddenly Steve Jobs rose from the dead and threatened me with prosecution for decreasing Apple product sales by destroying the Macs

[Bilbo McSwaggins]

So I jumped on top of Steve Jobs made him go back to the dead, but then Bill Gates appeared out of nowhere and started relieving himself on me...

[UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F]

So I jumped on top of Steve Jobs made him go back to the dead, but then Bill Gates appeared out of nowhere and started relieving himself on me...

I let you die, so you'll no longer have to feel the stress of life. But then, your ghost comes out and starts attacking me.

[Bilbo McSwaggins]

So I jumped on top of Steve Jobs made him go back to the dead, but then Bill Gates appeared out of nowhere and started relieving himself on me...

I let you die, so you'll no longer have to feel the stress of life. But then, your ghost comes out and starts attacking me.

I say you will die and superman comes in hits me in the head, but I call on my zombie army to fight him off while I stab you with my bone sword