Corrupt a Wish

[ddudealex1]

Granted, but the puppy turns into a three-headed vicious dog.

I wish that everyone would stop yelling at me.

[amerikestrel]

Granted, but then everyone starts whispering and you can't hear them.

I wish I didn't have a cold.

[AlphaTauri]

But then, since you're well enough to go to school, a black hole appears in the cafeteria in the middle of lunch and the whole world gets sucked in and disappears forever. So be grateful for that cold!

I wish that the SO room was organized enough for us to find the supplies we need to build the Trajectory.

[zyzzyva980]

Granted, but then the trajectory machine misfires as you walk by and you end up in the hospital with a severe concussion.

I wish I wouldn't have to work on that really boring English project due in two weeks.

[googlyfrog]

Granted, but then you drown falling into what is now named as Amerikestrel's Mysterious Puddle (AMP for short).

I wish no one appreciated the time I took writing these great dramatic stories about AMP. (reverse psychology hehe!!)

[zyzzyva980]

Granted, but then you stop writing them and you yourself drown in AMP.

I wish that the space bar on my keyboardmysteriouslydisappeared.

[amerikestrel]

Granted, but then all of the other keys disappear too, and you fall into despair, then you fall into MMP (my mysterious puddle )

I wish that the SO meeting that I had been planning to go to hadn't been canceled for Thanksgiving.

[zyzzyva980]

Granted, but then Thanksgiving doesn't exist and you have nothing to be thankful for, so in despair you throw yourself into YMP (you know what it means)

I wish our high school football team wins state finals

[gneissisnice]

Granted, but then your scio team gets last in regionals.
I wish I had a wish.

[ddudealex1]

Granted, but you will have a million nightmares and fall into AMP.
I wish my compute this website wouldn't malfunction.