Scioly Assassination 90: The Theory

[Assassinator]

3 days, and you finally start to get close. I have claimed the life of my first victim.
I captured the pair of ducks next to the pair of docks. I chopped up the pair of docks and started my fire. While it was burning, I quickly plucked the feathers off the ducks. I hate ducks but it is the best I can do with my few recourses. While the ducks were roasting, I decided to write up a new kill clue.

I have sucessfully killed my first target in the ocean. Now on to killing in the Artic.
I put on my wings and fly to the North Pole to visit Santa. When I get there, he is nowhere to be seen. There is a note to me.

I knew you were coming to find your next target. I did not want it to be me, so I fled. I knew you'd be hungry after your fly, so I left you a couple hot dogs in the snow directly under this note. I figured you could heat them up.

Bah! There are no docks around up here. Guess I'll have to eat my next target while its still rock hard.
I go back to my spot in the ocean for now, but will return to Christmas Town in 2 days.

The duck has been cooked and the fire has died down. I will eat my duck later, but it is too hot now.
Here is the explanation.
I said I would kill the 2 ducks and burn the couple docks. Another word for 2 and couple is pair. Cedavis6 managed to figure out the pair of docks part.
Pair-of-ducks. Pair-of-docks. Let us say both out loud. What's that? It sounds like "paradox"?
I have killed Paradox21. He is no longer with us. He has been thrown in the ocean to never be seen again.

Now I leave you to return to my feast.

[fozendog]

I protect myself because my name sounds like a frozen dog.

[Assassinator]

I knew you weren't THAT dumb.
I finished my ducks before I expected and decided to go back to Christmas town early because I love Christmas so much. When I get there I find that my hot dogs are no longer frozen, but fully cooked. I guess I won't be eating any frozen hot dogs today. Oh well.
It is a little chilly here. I start to walk toward a few distant buildings when I run into an Elf. He directs to Santa's Workshop. I ask him, "Uh do you know where the nearest rest room is?" He tells me it is in the building. I quickly mapt out the way to the entrance. About a minute later, I arrive. The elves are busy working hard. The tag on one of the nearest tables says that the doll is going to a little girl in Rhode Island.
Find my target, or I add another kill to my resume.

[liutony66]

QuantumLeaper and proton28 are users from Rhode Island. (There apparently are not many)

[fozendog]

I knew you weren't THAT dumb.
I finished my ducks before I expected and decided to go back to Christmas town early because I love Christmas so much. When I get there I find that my hot dogs are no longer frozen, but fully cooked. I guess I won't be eating any frozen hot dogs today. Oh well.
It is a little chilly here. I start to walk toward a few distant buildings when I run into an Elf. He directs to Santa's Workshop. I ask him, "Uh do you know where the nearest rest room is?" He tells me it is in the building. I quickly mapt out the way to the entrance. About a minute later, I arrive. The elves are busy working hard. The tag on one of the nearest tables says that the doll is going to a little girl in Rhode Island.
Find my target, or I add another kill to my resume.

Is there a reason why elf is capitalized, but elves isn't?

[Assassinator]

That is for you to decide. It may be a typo, or it may be on purpose.

[Paradox21]

I have killed Paradox21.

Really? You thought that wouldn't be a terrible idea?

Alright, suit yourself-- it'll be your funeral in the end.

[mnstrviola]

Reminds me of this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elf_%28film%29

That is for you to decide. I may be a typo, or it may be on purpose.

I quickly mapt out the way to the entrance.

Looks like the "t" moved

[Cedavis6]

The capital of Rhode Island is Providence.
Here's another way of thinking about it:
The girl is getting a doll as opposed to coal. She is on the nice list.
Or maybe it's an anagram.
What kind of doll? Barbie? American Girl?

[Assassinator]

The doll serves the same purpose as the arrow did.