Funny saying or Quotes or Words

[sweetcoop]

my sig

[soobsession]

my sig. as well.

[tennislvr]

In the movie Bedtime Stories, the hamster, Bugsie, is eating a ton and the guy says, "If he keeps going like that, we could make bacon out of Bugsie!"

[binary010101]

I wish homework was hermaphroditic... Then it would do itself. (Bio)

[Arthur]

this quote is from the office.....

"Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and... I have a great one. "Little Kid Lover". That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at. " ~Michael Scott

[paradoxgirl]

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[brobo]

"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office." -Aesop

[gneissisnice]

Ok, I have three words that my friend and I made up, and they must be used as often as possible so they can enter the dictionary.
Quile (verb): To quietly contemplate (e.g. He sat under the tree, quiling the meaning of life).
Bishloo (noun): A mess of exceptional magnitude (e.g. Life was once great for Mary, but recently things had become a terrible bishloo).
Awlodifferous (adj): Able to talk to someone for hours on end (e.g. Sorry Im late, I got stuck talking to John, he's pretty awlodifferous you know").

Use these words as often as you can; they need to get into the dictionary.

[soobsession]

wow...im quiling everything thats happened this year...i mean competition was a pertty big bishloo for us, but thats not our fault. however, we could...and if they... while those other newbies...
...im pretty awlodifferous on that topic...

[sewforlife]

this quote is from the office.....

"Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and... I have a great one. "Little Kid Lover". That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at. " ~Michael Scott

love the office!

I think my sig is pretty awesome...

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ahahaha. gh.