Scioly Assassination 58: A Killing Carol

[fmtiger124]

Hath we forgotten about robotman? I mean, I know paleo is an officer, but accusations are pretty valuable, and we'd double up. Paleonaps doesn't exactly make it well known he plays the cello, while robotman has a freakin' website with violin in its name.

I protected robot

[zyzzyva980]

Really? Lol, I fail. Who's been protected and who hasn't?

EDIT: I thought you protected quizbowl, but I guess it's the other way around? Or is it not? I'm too lazy to check through all these five pages.

[brobo]

Doesn't blue cobra play violin? And he's been assassinator before.

Anyways, I will now reveal the identity of the Assassinator in a very cryptic fashion:
RZNGSVZHHZHHGLIMZWLoloqprghivzoob____!

[AlphaTauri]

Since I am neither officer nor informant, I appoint myself secretary. Therefore, I will keep track of stuff, like so:

Protects:
Paradox- me
quizbowl- fmtiger
fmtiger- robotman
paleonaps- amerikestrel
winneratlife- ?

Deadline:
Wednesday, August 25th, 2:49 PM EST.

[EpicFailOlympian]

I play the violin. I am not the assassinator.
P.S. Is there 3 assassiators now? One Past,Present,and Future...?

[zyzzyva980]

I think it's all just one, but you never know. Robodude does seem to have a twisted mind sometimes.

The thing here is that who would sassy know to play stringed instruments? EFO, for example, I never knew you played the violin. Who are we forgetting that makes it well known that they play a stringed instrument? blue cobra perhaps... I don't know...

[paleonaps]

I have mentioned that I play cello quite a bit. The fact that the Assassinator says that their kill count is not extraordinary means that robotman, the sassy with the most kills in game history, not a likely target. I think that, to be safe, winneratlife should protect me. I am more valuable than blue cobra.
AlphaTauri, civilians aren't allowed to post.
EDIT: fmtiger protected robotman, so I see no reason not to protect me.

[zyzzyva980]

I don't recall. w/e. I'm just a lowly informant. I'm thinking... 8 vs. 5 accusations. Would an officer be expendable if it meant enabling more accusations?

[paleonaps]

NO
Because we always have a better chance of a correct protect with more officers, and we can get 9 accusations out of it later.
blue cobra is not very likely because it says "not too distant", when blue cobra was Assassinator nearly a year ago. I think I'm more likely.

[zyzzyva980]

Hath it really been that long since blue cobra was the assassin? Seems like it was yesterday.