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Posted: **December 3rd, 2019, 1:27 pm**

"Why are y- WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT MY CHIPS?"

Posted: **December 3rd, 2019, 6:30 pm**

"Knowledge fills in the blacks" - TheChiScientist

Racism confirmed

Posted: **December 5th, 2019, 11:53 am**

"Pennywise is hot. Bite me."

"I don't wanna be a sacrifice"

Posted: **December 5th, 2019, 6:24 pm**

One lady working in a thrift store to another employee:

"Congratulations, girl! You on top of it this time!"

Posted: **December 7th, 2019, 12:03 pm**

"It was a health-nut spider, so it was always making health smoothies..."

Posted: **December 8th, 2019, 4:52 pm**

"That was the easiest Chinese food I ever ordered"

Posted: **December 8th, 2019, 8:46 pm**

You're four bananas away from me shoving a banana up your nostril

Posted: **December 9th, 2019, 11:17 am**

"I'ma shove a piano up your butthole"
"Don't shove a piano over your butthole it tends to break the butthole"

Posted: **December 9th, 2019, 2:00 pm**

"How did Caesar Romulus Augustus end his life?"
Me, an intellectual: "He died."

Posted: **December 13th, 2019, 7:50 pm**

“Is this some ridiculous quantum tunneling b******t?”
(Said about a Detector)

Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)