Corrupt a Wish

[zyzzyva980]

Granted, but then you run out of wishes and spend all your free time thinking of wishes you wish you didn't have to wish.

I wish that I don't get caught posting on here during school hours

[googlyfrog]

Granted, but then your wish gets lost somewhere in the wish factory and is ignored and you get caught and sent to detention and then they catch you again and expel you and send you into the same murky bottom of the same puddle where you will meet amerikestrel's information-packed ornithology field guide.

I wish it was nice outside.

[tclme elmo]

granted but then you're not allowed to go outside.

I wish someone would corrupt this wish with something REEEEEALLY LOOONG.

[googlyfrog]

Granted, but something happens.

I wish Thanksgiving was tomorrow.

[tclme elmo]

granted but your stomach isn't ready to be stuffed up with turkey and then you will get sick and die.

I wish we had off of school tomorrow

[amerikestrel]

Granted, but you don't get off school for Thanksgiving.

I wish that my dog would turn into a rainbow hamster riding a skateboard and would fly to neptune.

[googlyfrog]

Granted, but then you never see him again

i wish i got back into the habit of finishing senten

[amerikestrel]

Granted, but then you never see him again

i wish i got back into the habit of finishing senten

Granted, but then you start speaking Swahili.

I wish that my iPod started to work again.

[tclme elmo]

granted but all your songs get wiped out, and you'll now have to rebuy them.

i wish...hm...i could think of a good wish

[googlyfrog]

granted, but then it doesnt come true.

i wish i had a cute little puppy