Scioly.org

Now we must journey to the spiderarctic to find a rare polar bear with malaria, extract his blood, and let it mature under the full moon to the singing of a dead cow.

But now there is a 200% tax on singing dead cows and we don't have enough money...

which is we we dicide to rop a bank which happens to be conveniently close by. only it turns out that the bank guards are not human, they are actually

wookies who eat children and bank robbers.

And rip the arms off Stormtroopers who

Come back as zombies and kill the wookies. Now we can rob the bank! But just as we are making our getaway...

Darth Vader comes in riding on a llama and he blocks the exit.

but the llama miraculously gets a heart attack because of the

Uncanny picture of Yoda on the far wall, which is being stabbed by...

sponge bob who was eating...