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At my siblings elementary school, a guy shot out a window by "accident." They went on lockdown for the rest of the day (about 3 hours), and the guy and his friends got busted by the cops.

one kid at our HS committed suicide

One day last semester, there was a ton of smoke in the girls' locker room. I was about to change, so we had to camp out in the main gym for 15 minutes while the janitors confirmed that there was no fire.
In French, we were learning the verb insérer, which means to insert. So my teacher said, "Tell your partner something that you inserted today." She is a terrible teacher, and has singlehandedly destroyed my passion for French.
In HA2, we have a statistic of the day (like, today's was In Florida, it is illegal for this to cost more than $40. What is it?) and my friends and I always guess drugs and it almost always makes sense.
My HA2 class is very... interesting. As soon as the lecture is over, we're absolutely crazy. And once, my teacher showed us the I stole all your Halloween Candy Challenge in class, and we worship the kid who said, "You sneaky mom!" because there's this guy who is obsessed with mothers for some reason. (I sit next to him. ) (That kid, a mutual acquaintance, and I play 3-way tic tac toe on the desks whenever we get dry-erase markers.)
My AP World teacher is somewhat crazy as well (He has a Marie Antoinette action figure whose head pops off. It's amazing.)
In chem yesterday, my teacher gave us a bunch of plastic fruits and told us to find the electrons in them (pieces of cardboard with e- written on them). The pear was the only one with any, and then he said it was because "electrons always come in pairs!" (Get it?)
And for eighth grade graduation, the same boy who took 73 spoons from the cafeteria wore a top hat, red bowtie, and a tux, and carried a cane.

Hmmmm....nothing really happened..YET! To me, the district is pretty small. Our place is pretty peaceful around here. But a guy in my elementry got suspended for bringing alcohol to school, and a guy brought some fake guns and a pocketknife...Now HE got expelled....

Some homeless guy was trying to get into the building to get warm. He was trying to get through a door that wasn't the main office doors, and a kid let him in. Perhaps that kid need to watch the stranger safety video again...

khuedang129 wrote: But a guy in my elementry got suspended for bringing alcohol to school

Why the pigeon would an elementary schooler be drinking alcohol, much less AT SCHOOL?

My school's principal (or former principal since she's leaving this year) is a SUPER GOOD track and field runner. She's like 50 something years old but still holds records at ASU and still works out on a regular basis. Some students can even see the muscles because she always wears short sleeved shirts.

Anyways, a few years ago a group of seniors decided to run around in speedos during one of the lunch periods and started giving people high fives. They even tried to set up a makeshift slip n' slide with trash bags on the football field. My principal RAN OUT OF THE OFFICE IN HIGH HEELS and caught up to one of the seniors (did I mention that he was one of the best runners on the CC team?) She then tackled him and took him to the office. Needless to say, no one has the guts to mess around with her.....

During Finals week, some people drew a giant penis in the snow on our football field.

somebody found out during english class that there pet snake decided to go to sleep in his backpack.

I was not in that class but saw the snake during science class because it was being held in a tank in the science building

Everybody at school played space monkey and one girl had a seizure because of it and went into a coma