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Granted, but then you never go on and somehow miss all important news and then you are kicked off the scioly team.

Wish?

Oops.

I wish I could stay up all night and not have to wake up early for school tomorrow.

Granted, but finals are tomorrow (don't know why) and then you fail, then you get shunned by all your teachers, then they don't teach you anything and you become stupid and get kicked off the scioly team then you get really depressed, then you get thrown into a mental house and when escaping you get caught by the police and thrown into jail.

I wish I could control my rambling because then....

Granted but then all you would talk in was fragments. And people hate when one talks in fragments, so people will hate you.

I wish that I could think of a good wish

Granted, then I would have to corrupt it.

I wish I could know when I'm dreaming...

Granted, but suddenly Mugie_A and Taze would pop out of no where and turn it into a Nightmare x 500000

I wish I had a cardboard box.

Granted, then it gets run over.

I wish this hw would disappear forever

Granted, then you get into trouble for not having your homework.

I wish I could decide on an avatar...

Granted, but then it would be something we hated, we would revolt and kill you.

I wish that I had a red ferrari