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(It's funny because it's true) Luckily, I have a phone with me and can conveniently look up Bear Grylls' techniques of surviving in the wild.
Unfortunately, there was a conspiracy plot for all of Bear Grylls' videos to be deceiving, causing anyone who watches them to get false information and kill themselves by eating poisonous berries (sorry for the run-on sentence).

I teach you some grammar to fix the run-on sentence. Then, to solve the other problem, I pull out a poison cure.
Unfortunately, there's only 1 drop left.

I take the one drop of poison cure and put it in a bottle of water to make a lot of watered down poison cure.

Unfortunately, this is less effective than the full on cure so you pass out.

*somehow makes a poison cure elixir*(im a super dragon druid scientist ) But then i dont realize that someone put anabolic steroids,liquified barbituates,and heroin in it while it was sitting on the ground....

So we simply go to the MLB and start playing outfield.
But then the MLB starts rigging games...

So we call the FBI. Then, we got chased by some angry Dodgers fans.

but we escaped using our shotguns, now we are on amber alert.

so then we walk into a bullet and die

But then i get the resurrection stone and bring you to life, but then I fell down a invisible trap

I magically appeared and got you out but then I tripped on a lady bug and fell of a cliff