Corrupt a Wish

[RandomPerson]

Granted, but then you get amnesia and don't remember anything about it.

I wish people would realize that this wish is in invisitext

[brobo]

I wish randomperson52 had posted a wish.

[sciolykid101]

Then he would have to edit his post.

I wish I had a lightsaber.

[RandomPerson]

I wish randomperson52 had posted a wish.

Granted, but you failed to notice my wish.

For sciolykid:
Granted, but then you go giddy when it first arrives, and you accidentaly chop your right leg off.

I wish I had a cookie right now.

[SOninja]

Granted, but the cookie monster challenges you to a game of poker for it. and you lose the cookie along with $10000

I wish dinosaurs still existed.

[googlyfrog]

Granted, but you go up to pet one and it eats you whole.

I wish I had a chocolate bar, even though it's still morning.

[danger will robinson]

Granted, but then out of the chocolate bar a demon would spring and eat you alive. Then it would proceed to kill everyone else in the world. This made the aliens that were visiting Earth for a 2nd grade field trip really, really mad and they destroyed the Earth. Unfortunately, the pieces of Earth that were flying around space hit Pluto (which IS a planet in my mind) and killed the new forming population of aliens there. They were very attractive aliens, with green hair and skin and they couldn't see our spectrum, but instead the ultraviolet spectrum. This made the aliens from Neptune very sad, since they were best friends and had this awesome pen pal thing going. Since everybody knows that the Neptune aliens are the most powerful aliens in the whole universe, and the moodiest, they destroyed the entire universe in a whim of anger. This started a chain reaction that made the rest of the Milky Way Galaxy explode, which made all the other galaxies explode. That's bad. So, never, ever want a chocolate bar. Oh great, now I want a chocolate bar.

I wish that since I now want a chocolate bar the rest of that stuff didn't happen.

[brobo]

Granted, then you would have to edit your post.

I wish that I could slow down or speed up time....

[googlyfrog]

Granted, but you can only do it once, so once you slow down your life, you are stuck at that speed forever and when you speed it up within a second you're dead.

I wish my feet weren't so cold right now.

[brobo]

Granted, then your feet are too hot.
I wish I wasn't so addicted to Scioly