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Granted, but then he accidentally steps on you. Oops... Bad dog!

I wish that I had a badmitton set.

Ooh awesome I love badminton! My favorite sport!

Granted, but then a package arrives for you and is on your back lawn and then you bring scissors and you run to see what the package is because it says "URGENT" on it, and then you run through the badminton net damaging the net and then you step on the birdy, crushing it, and then you accidentally snap all your rackets in half.

I wish Elmo came to visit me one day.

But then you would get really freaked out because Elmo isn't real, and then you would have a heart attack and die.
I wish that the T.V. show "Monk" wasn't going to be canceled.

Granted, but....nevermind, i wish that too. Monk is the most amazing show ever.

I wish that the tv show Monk wasnt going to be cancelled.

gneissisnice wrote:Granted, but....nevermind, i wish that too. Monk is the most amazing show ever.

I wish that the tv show Monk wasnt going to be cancelled.

lol
Yah, Monk is awsome. I'm obsessed. I compulsively watch it. Pun intended. Without it, life has no meaning. They should have AT LEAST gone to the 10th season.

Granted, then it would get to the 10th season, then they would have to go to the 100th season to make it a power of 10.
Only those who watch the show get that. Those who don't, you don't know what you've been missing. But its too late now.

I wish that the USA network would grow a brain stem.

granted, but the roots of that stem would go on to grow around the roots of other networks and strangle them o.O

i wish i lived next door to my best friend.

granted, but it turns out that your best friend commands an army of alien zombies and it's annoying having zombies partying next door all the time. (wha...?)

I wish I had a banana nut muffin.

granted, but the nuts are whole chestnuts...

i wish i had a BLUEBERRY muffin. those are better anyway.

granted, but your blueberry had a wasp in it, and you end up getting poisoned

i wish i had more sleep

(dude. it's a five-day weekend.) granted, but you got so used to it that you overslept on tuesday and missed a surprise scioly meeting that for some unfathomable reason was held on a tuesday in the morning! (tsk tsk...)

i wish i had already read the adventures of Ibn Battuta