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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: October 1st, 2020, 10:29 am
by Efesa
I could beat Dream with full netherite with only my fist lol
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: October 1st, 2020, 1:36 pm
by raytay
*walks into classroom to see someone spinning in a spinny chair quoting Shakespeare*
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: October 1st, 2020, 2:07 pm
by Efesa
*Notices raytay aggressively dancing while drinking diluted water*
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: October 1st, 2020, 5:38 pm
by TheChiScientist
"Patterson, fire a warning shot."
"Sir, this is a M32 Grenade Launcher"
"ah Potato-Potato just fire it"
*pop*
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: October 3rd, 2020, 8:42 am
by Fyren
"Aww, look at her dancing cutely by herself! Wonder what she's dancing to..."
"Oh, it's just this really good song! I don't think you'd know it, though..."
In her head: SHRIEKS OF PAIN FROM HER ENEMIES
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: October 3rd, 2020, 9:34 pm
by HugoTroop
"[The middle school boys] are on the phone with Senator McCarthy as you type"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: October 3rd, 2020, 11:32 pm
by HugoTroop
"Do you think Anna Karenina is enough [to kill the Brown Recluse]?"
*some time later*
"Okay, just killed it with [someone else's] bottle of hot sauce"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: October 4th, 2020, 8:00 pm
by HugoTroop
"I'm going to take his will and his inheritance and make sure he does 20 push-ups for the rest of his life"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: October 5th, 2020, 4:27 pm
by HugoTroop
"How did I just duplication-glitch my earbuds?"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: October 5th, 2020, 8:11 pm
by HugoTroop
(lol 5 posts)
"How do I dramatize a Google Doc?"