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is Tornado Guy

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who is also inexplicably a genius

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In a nonextistent universe

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in which your respiratory system

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Once was a goat that found salamanders in his mother's uncle's father's brother's sister's womb and then he took Palin's weasel Joe Fredrickson dudeincolorado and he decided to make little monkeys attack the ogre after spinning his ugly face on your mom's big fat ugly cat. The elephant cried away into the abyss of pain and destruction as a giraffe in the big brouhaha which stopped malfunctioning when monkeys ate banana splits that scream for ice sculptures in pedobear Arkansas that puked swagger during tornadoes that blew a flock of geese to the north pole underneath the giant glacier named bob into oceans flying around Memphis Tennessee inside monkeys barf grass because they epically failed their essay mother's uncle chiliwings dogs rapidly skip to Uranus because Saturn's gigantic and ugly rings plus its moons make them bright enough to quickly shine throughout the possum's big head and his big book. Now Science Olympians will dominate the internet and rule the inner core exploded when moderators smile due to cougar that has rashes on its eye when volcanoes oozed HCl. Suddenly, Jesus ate lettuce. He wanted my bumblebee tuna but then had a craving for escargot so he indulged on a Crystosphene which regurgitated into a shape that morphed into joejonas. The halfblood dinosaur proceeded to annoy his cheeseburger. It decided to FIGHT ninjas pirate flying trapeze aardvarks! Then waves fly across mountains while milking ninjas and sucking goat genitalia which never ate purple bumble bees. Then chocolate covered light savers were dumping pie grease poured down waterfalls blue purple Yuyuko is chomping. On towers like poop. With pee north koreans nuke chocolate pies and more poop. Camels ran through a dumpster for more food and shelter and nothing happened so martians find a lynx to eat. God created men and women and men and donkeys for eating hot sauce which feels like cloud 9 and makes money seem fun when Jesus doesn't gamble. Chocolate pies planets line up and bat carefully to prove what oranges are composed of Vitamin C and dynamite then the purple stars came and nuked spider man to eat twinkies and cinnamon rolls is nice. THE END. IT NEVER ENDS DUMBUTT. You do realize this is a story said, Robert is amazing said robert. Meanwhile the goat was not pole-dancing he was speed dating meanwhile robert decided to be a poop head when duckie girl's day-dreaming about robert was over and so as she somes out of her trance... He suddenly felt the urge to jump off a waterfall in order to meet up with his girlfriend who was in Dred Drobin. After he married her in a Las Vegas church, which also had pancakes to go, then Obama and Osama partied all night because they got rid of Bush and Palin who likes Joe Biden. Pizza on the other hand is si good that duckiegirl would eat it all day long!! Though pizza is so good that Alaska blew up and the sky fell. Then Brad Pitt jumped off a cliff and landed in water and was eaten by a blood thirsty school of pirahnas so the pirahnas went to find their next meal. They spied a crocodile who was angry and just ate lion. So a crazer hippopotomus killed a pharoah of Egypt, so the people ate the hippopotomus, but Chuck Norris came and mowed the lawn so there was no grass and people choked because of the new, lowered oxygen content in the air, so they died. But Jesus said the world could only end when everyone heard the good news, so he planted fixed the rainforests, and invented unagi sushi and studied tomato flavored clams and shredded cow nuts with cheese on top as a source of alt. energy to power his army of robotic pickles that control your face so Lady Gaga stepped on top of your oven and Goku's hair causing him to use Kamehamehaaaa in your her face at the same time as Lady Gaga ate cheesy piey cheese unfortunately causing a wall to sing Justin Bieber and it nuked the radioactive turkey into 45674654.57157 pieces and fed each one to Obama who survied and then killed himself sorta anarchonistically but then he uses "sharestock" and is back alive he then forged his birth certificate and his driver's license to buy Hillshire Farms turkey but he got caught but the police were confused and threw him into Alcatraz. But suddenly Batman and the Hulk appeared with a monochrome rainbow while enjoying a tasty deep-fried liver with a stalker with colorful light bulb as an avvy, but a monochrome rainbow cheese died. So Bob marley and Garry Kasparov cheered for the Green Bay Packers who, because everyone one the team was allergic to deep-fried liver, lost the superbowl so everyone died, except Sciolyers not named Kevin who then teamed up with Abraham Lincoln and defeated the George Bush Bot 8000 as they discovered the thermonuclear bomb, and then they detonated it on Pluto to punish it for its demotion and Bruce Wayne threw a slumber party and he then farted and the world died. The end of all life is here! The end of story! But then Chuck Norris came with duct tape and brought it back to life. SciOlyers rejoiced wen he gave them all turtles, then Google went bankrupt for Bing's new superpowers and then whipped cream fell like waterfalls on your mom. And then Chuck Norris saves us all by round house kick-back of face. But then he disappears and a monkey bursts out of his face with a bazooka screaming with a toy Justin Beaver while falling down a cliff with superpowers eating a piece of Pie flavored pie the size of your mom but then spai kitteh appears with a rabid mouse that tries to steal Quadratic's iPad but epically fails and is eaten by you and a giant gorton from the depths of your mom's purse throws Quadratic's iPad in his face, which causes him to turn it into a frog because he had a giant cardboard nose that is like Pinocchio's which causes him to get maled by a giant bison bear raised in the Apple Store by Steve Jobs and Evets Economy but the bear is killed by you and everyone who is reading this but the radioactive, winged fancing whale from "save the person on top of you" appears and it has a heard attack so everyone is confused because it has no heart. Then Cheesy Pie came and pwned Littleboy in everything because MasterPuffy is so awesome. Then MasterPuffy decides to go get a perm which is fake and turns out to be a temporary nuke plant. Cheesy pie goes there thinking that he will get a perm, after MasterPuffy left, but he gets blown up because he is a little snobby brat. I'm a girl you idiot! Anyway Littleboy goes and gets a perm but gets mauled by the zombie radioactive winged dancing whale and blows up. Littleboy comes back to life and mauls the sassy and hacks an iPad to eat the wires and make it into a mind control device so he can control minds but on once condition, which is that he must pay Joe Biden and then steal his and Obama's golf clubs and fire eats the hacked iPads that can control his mind and destroy all of the undestroyable objects, but not the destroyable ones. Today but tomorrow the monochrome rainbows will eat the unsciolic llamas because they want to ruin scioly and destroy all who shun me and anti-gameshow people who got raped by chrismas critters with hacked iPads that were sabotaged by uninteresting aliens that eat laughter of the world and idiots on motorcycles fall on every cliff that are created by people obsessed with other people's moms for no reason known even to Sciolyers but, they know how to hack iPads to make killer dancing whales that dance in order to capture delicious food that Justin Bieber eats and bathes in Ethanol-containing flavored liquids that it enjoys to devour because of its horrific flavor which also attracts holmium computers that like pie. And then the annoying orange that eats erries and trees that are awesome like cake and snakes but does not like humans nor does it like me, because I just finished sixth grade and the toe-may-toe is an apple. Also it is an extremely strange and stupid little creature that is Tornado Guy who is also inexplicably a genius in a nonexistant universe in which your respiratory system...

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fails in order too

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buy a dancing whale

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which is a blue whale

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but actually is not

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what it appears to be

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is an orca that plays with