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So I break you free? (You do realize you have to put yourself in danger...) Then the Sassy kills me...

But, the sassy realy didn't kill you, and killed your "ghost". But a giant domino is about to fall on me....

So I push it up! And fail!

I disinegrate it with some chemicals, but the chemicals makes a giant mutated bird

That is tame! But I fall off it.

And I catch you!
But the bird wants to eat me and turns around!

But I perform surgery, getting you out! But now we are falling, because of my surgery... I guess I should've let him land first.

i'm skydiving so i grab you and open my parachute. but then I land right next to a man-eating tiger.

But he was asleep. I proved that by waking him up. Gulp.

so i call my brother, who has recently been cast as both the ringmaster in Elephant's Graveyard and Noah in Children of Eden. I suddenly invent a transporter which brings him to the scene and he calms the animal. However, he is about to kill me for interrupting his rehearsal (why i'm not at my own i'm not sure)