Scioly.org

We relied on Elaine B, the farm girl next door to help us get the stubborn chickens out of the dorm (she had farm gloves in her room -- WHY?). We managed to simply chase most chickens out.

Oh, what a mess they made.

I never understood the REASON behind this strange prank (besides interesting meal conversation when every other subject falls flat: "Say, when you lived in your college's dorm, did the boys ever come in with dozens of lab chickens?")

two guys at practice were messing round with command prompt. They accidently deleted Novel Client.

Sixth graders took a trip to Shedd Aquarium (45 min drive for us). They each dissected a squid, and one kid's squid's ink sac burst. Their was ink everywhere, according to some kids.

Yeah. We dissected squid in 4th grade then had a calamari party
And yesterday, halfway through ninth period, some erratic driver drove into the parking lot and crashed. There were police cars, and the guy might've been drunk

Drunk lady hit an EXTREMELY tough teacher's car! Imagine his reaction!

Let's see
1st grade:
we were teasiing a kid about how weak he was and dared him to throw a kickball ball up the fence.( There's 20 ft. of stone first) It hits the fence, bounces down and breaks a teachers windshield
2nd grade:
Girl gets pushed on the monkey bars and breaks her nose
4th grade:
One guy brought in a gun for career day(interesting career)
One guy gets pushed on the monkey bars and his nose doesn't break, but is spewing blood everywhere
5th grade:
Same guy throws a rock at a teachers window( SO SMART)
fight in the girl's bathroom( I wasn't at school. It was retold the next day)
Girl in 4th grade is fatally injured in a car crash and dies two weeks later
6th grade:
a pulled fire alarm
two accounts of crack in lockers
a kid walking home from school so he can smoke( apparently)
a random man walking in and using the bathroom
MANY,MANY fights
Other:
At the JHS( or maybe HS) someone randomly took some animal pills to school, sold them, a girl actually ATE one, the same girl went to the hospital, and that same someone was handcuffed and put in an actual jail cell until his/her parents picked him/her up

awesome90220 wrote: two accounts of crack in lockers

I had that kid in three of my classes. Why isn't he expelled?

foreverphysics wrote:

awesome90220 wrote: two accounts of crack in lockers

I had that kid in three of my classes. Why isn't he expelled?

not at AJHS

Earlier this year three people from my district were on Letterman for that science thing, including one of my friends.