Weird things that have happened at your school?

[hscmom]

We relied on Elaine B, the farm girl next door to help us get the stubborn chickens out of the dorm (she had farm gloves in her room -- WHY?). We managed to simply chase most chickens out.

Oh, what a mess they made.

I never understood the REASON behind this strange prank (besides interesting meal conversation when every other subject falls flat: "Say, when you lived in your college's dorm, did the boys ever come in with dozens of lab chickens?")

[anepictimelord]

two guys at practice were messing round with command prompt. They accidently deleted Novel Client.

[sciencegeek999]

Sixth graders took a trip to Shedd Aquarium (45 min drive for us). They each dissected a squid, and one kid's squid's ink sac burst. Their was ink everywhere, according to some kids.

[Cheesy Pie]

Yeah. We dissected squid in 4th grade then had a calamari party
And yesterday, halfway through ninth period, some erratic driver drove into the parking lot and crashed. There were police cars, and the guy might've been drunk

[3nv1r0nm3ntal ch3m]

http://www.hsmemes.com/locale/7075/Wate ... igh-School

[Cheesy Pie]

Drunk lady hit an EXTREMELY tough teacher's car! Imagine his reaction!

[awesome90220]

Let's see
1st grade:
we were teasiing a kid about how weak he was and dared him to throw a kickball ball up the fence.( There's 20 ft. of stone first) It hits the fence, bounces down and breaks a teachers windshield
2nd grade:
Girl gets pushed on the monkey bars and breaks her nose
4th grade:
One guy brought in a gun for career day(interesting career)
One guy gets pushed on the monkey bars and his nose doesn't break, but is spewing blood everywhere
5th grade:
Same guy throws a rock at a teachers window( SO SMART)
fight in the girl's bathroom( I wasn't at school. It was retold the next day)
Girl in 4th grade is fatally injured in a car crash and dies two weeks later
6th grade:
a pulled fire alarm
two accounts of crack in lockers
a kid walking home from school so he can smoke( apparently)
a random man walking in and using the bathroom
MANY,MANY fights
Other:
At the JHS( or maybe HS) someone randomly took some animal pills to school, sold them, a girl actually ATE one, the same girl went to the hospital, and that same someone was handcuffed and put in an actual jail cell until his/her parents picked him/her up

[foreverphysics]

two accounts of crack in lockers

I had that kid in three of my classes. Why isn't he expelled?

[awesome90220]

two accounts of crack in lockers

I had that kid in three of my classes. Why isn't he expelled?

not at AJHS

[Cheesy Pie]

Earlier this year three people from my district were on Letterman for that science thing, including one of my friends.