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robodude wrote:granted, then you would get fat and lazy and weak.

I wish that I could teleport where ever I wanted to go.

But then you would disappear.

I wish I had force powers so that I can grasp objects that are out of reach.

Granted, but then you try to move a boulder and it falls on top of you.

I wish my SO team will win regionals even though I can't compete (stupid schedule conflict). How about something that doesn't involve us epically failing at States?

Granted, but you are second to last because Strath Haven crushed you to pieces.



I wish more people would watch the office, especially tonights episode.

I'd say second to last counts as an epic fail.

Anyways, your wish is granted, but then office-hating aliens will attack the earth and blow it up (don't ask why).

I wish that I knew how to drive.

Granted, but then you'd have to drive your younger sibling everywhere and you'd get no time for yourself.

I wish that my wish was incorruptible.

Granted, then this topic would end.

I wish that my team would get to go to nationals. Just once!

Granted, but then a huge rubber ball is loose and crushes the building you are in and kills everyone in it.

i wish for a million more wishes

Granted, but then you would be confused on what to wish for

I wish my teacher taught proper English.

But then she would assign a ton of essays, because as we all know, english is about writing.

I wish I could not fail my orchestra audition.

Then you'll do so well you'll be placed first chair, then you will have a million freakishly HARD solos that will make you nervous. And since you played so well, those solos will only be given to you the night of the concert.

I wish I could turn invisible.