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Posted: **November 8th, 2012, 8:11 am**

With my epic sugar rush!
But then I find out I'm diabetic...

Posted: **November 8th, 2012, 12:38 pm**

Which I've cured! But I have been damaged by expirements with possible diabetes cures, so...

Posted: **November 12th, 2012, 6:14 pm**

I make it so that they don't expire! But there's nothing to save me from...

Posted: **November 13th, 2012, 2:38 pm**

So I save you! But that puts us both in danger...

Posted: **November 27th, 2012, 8:08 pm**

So then I cure you both.
But the cop just cannot be satisfied, so he arrests me and locks me up.

Posted: **November 28th, 2012, 2:15 pm**

So I bust you out of prison, and hold of the guard!
But then the guard comes at me with a rifle, and is holding me at point blank range.

Posted: **November 28th, 2012, 2:44 pm**

So you accept your fate, knowing that you saved another honest person. But he's out of bullets!
However, he whips out his taser...

Posted: **November 28th, 2012, 3:11 pm**

But he accidentally tasers himself.
But then I laugh so hard that I asphyxiate...

Posted: **November 28th, 2012, 5:22 pm**

But laughing adds 7 seconds to your life, those seven seconds which help you stop laughing. But the cop has gotten up...
EDIT: Spelling

Posted: **November 29th, 2012, 2:28 pm**

But he's still dizzy from the taser, and falls back down! But he begins to call for reinforcements...

Save the person on top of you!