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We get our lockers searched almost once every month for drugs. One person had his locker searched for drugs because a teacher heard that he was selling lollipops. Apparently she thought is was code word for weed.

mingtian wrote:We get our lockers searched almost once every month for drugs. One person had his locker searched for drugs because a teacher heard that he was selling lollipops. Apparently she thought is was code word for weed.

Or drug laced lollipops, very common

We don't have a drug prob, but some people are so weird they seem high. Like me on a sugar rush.

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Cheesy Pie wrote:This year I probably will post a lot about people getting sick in "health." We are doing a focus on absolute grossness that I will be kicked off the site for saying.

Your lucky that you're in middle school. You should see high school.

The High School Biology teacher (High School Scioly Coach) has cat heads in his refrigerator

Okay yesterday a weird thing happened, the school is being reroofed and during 1st period gym class some 6th grade girls were changing for class and basically....
the roof above them was ripped off and the construction workers were looking down at them. Luckily they had already changed . Also my (awesome) Latin teacher yells at people a lot like:

Teacher,"What is the first question I told you? You know it was wrong but you couldn't tell why."
*Picks on random student
Student: umm... um
Teacher,"[student name] TELL ME AND TELL ME NOW!"
Student,"He hit she!"
Teacher,"Right, [student name]"

A girl in my grade moved away last year then died in her sleep about a month ago. She had heart complications even though she was sixteen. The day before she died, she posted on facebook "Dream as if you live forever, live as if you'll die today." it was a little creepy. Total shocker. The new freshmen were drinking vodka in the bathroom at the middle school. Not surprised.

Ignore this post...

Someone set a thing of toilet paper, I assume, on fire in the Middle School bathroom.

A computer started smoking and caused an alarms while a bunch of advanced kids and I were hanging out the advanced kid area. We hooked up with our old 6th grade English teacher and sat with their Advisory group. Then a person high-fived a Fire-Fighter on the way back in. Last part isn't really weird...

Not weird at my school to have the ENTIRE lunch room stand up to watch a fight, or a dance-off, which are more common then actual fights nowadays...

Well in kindergarten a kid got trapped in the restroom

Some kid thought it was funny to hold a pencil upright in a chair while another kid unknowingly sat down.
The poor kid got the pencil stuck in his butt ...

There's this weird guy in my class, and I think he likes me, but he creeps me out. For example, he randomly complimented me on a SketchUp fish I was making (even though it was very bad); when I was going into a door and he was holding another, he was like, "Cheesy, go in this door! I'm holding this door! No, Cheesy, go in here!"; and during the mile run, he randomly came up to me, slapped me on the back, and said, "You're doing great, Cheesy!" (BTW, he said my actual name, which is NOT Cheesy.)

And I saw the biggest perv in the grade raping the second-biggest perv (they're both guys)
The biggest perv tasted something in Crime Busters when the director wasn't looking.